Showing posts with label aquaphor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label aquaphor. Show all posts

Sunday, December 5, 2010

ode to aquaphor

You might have realized this about me already, but I tend toward the obsessive about a few things.  One of the things that I have been completely obsessed with for years is Aquaphor.  

I started using it for chapped lips about 12 years ago.  If you have ever spent a minimum of 15 minutes with me then you have surely seen me digging around in my purse for a tube of Aquaphor.  Open, dab, dab, dab, click, close and ahhhh.    I slowly began to realize how many things it was great for besides chapped lips.  I use it under my eyes at night, on my cuticles, for hang nails, on little cuts or scrapes, dry skin patches, elbows, feet, for a reddened sore nose during a cold.  Also, more times then I would like to admit I have fooled myself into thinking it was makeup.  A little on the lips, a little on the cheeks and, voila!,  I'm ready for my close up.

I thought I had pretty much exhausted the possibilities of this magic potion and then I had kids.

 Aquaphor, may I present diaper rash, chapped cheeks, eczema, cradle cap, chapped lips and that one time Eloise got a ring stuck on her finger.  Aquaphor, is there anything you can't fix?

Everyone in my house is a devotee to this stuff.  My husband no longer says, "Do we have any Aquaphor?".  He now says, "Where is the nearest Aquaphor?"  He has begun to realize that I have them stashed all over the house and outlying areas.

Please, please, please don't tell me anything bad about Aquaphor's ingredients or potential side effects.   I research practically ever other product and food that comes into this house and it can be such a drag sometimes.  I have purposely never looked up Aquaphor.  I don't want to know because I wouldn't be able to quit it.  I know that it probably isn't perfect but we all have our flaws don't we?

In the meantime I will remain blissfully and blindly happy... and moisturized.

kitchen

purse

eloise's bedside

harriet's bedside

my bedside

car

makeup bag

also makes a great teether